July 14, 2009

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin

My town is revaluing all of the properties due to an order from the county Board of Taxation. So a person from an appraisal company stopped by today to perform the task. Basically all she did was check off what rooms were in the house and where the unfinished sections were. She was literally in and out in five minutes.

After she left I wondered if she actually was looking at my house. After all I had spent two weeks cleaning it in preparation for this appraisal!!! I could have had "666" written on my bedroom wall in red paint and she wouldn't have noticed. I wonder if she worked in Ohio and had to stop by Jame Gumb's house how that appraisal would have gone.

"Okay. One kitchen. One door to a back room here. Long hallway with attached rooms. One pit. One girl in the pit."

Well, at least I have a clean house now. And I also found out that "Buffalo Bill" has appeared in MONK as Captain Stottlemeyer.

6 comments:

ray said...

You either have way too much time on your hands or an uncanny, almost chilling ability to recall movie scenes, characters, and lines.

Did you clean the bathrooms too? Got all the dustbunnies out from under the bed?

So, you did finally remove the "666" from the wall? Good for you.

Rick R said...

That's a classic line from a classic movie (I did have to look up his name in the film though).

News Alert: the kitchen got hastily painted in preparation for the appraiser.

ray said...

I'm going to have to come up and check it out. What color? Was it on your to do list?

Rick R said...

Yellow. And it's been on the to-do list for about a decade!!

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Rick R said...

The door's locked now. Viagara, stay out of my life!! Wait a minute, that didn't come out right.